Below is the list of movies that I'm currently most excited about viewing in 2009. Some of these have piqued my interest more than others, and I've placed an asterisk next to those I believe have the most suckage potential but am hoping will be good anyway.
JanuaryPaul Blart: Mall Cop* - Few guys make me laugh like Kevin James ("Hitch"), so despite the fact that i would probably not be interested in this movie were it starring anyone else, i will likely go see it because i'm betting that i will be amused...and my guess would be that Sony is betting there are more Kevin James fans out there just like me.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans* - This prequel (origin story) to the first two Underworld films looks really cool, but i base that almost solely on the trailer. As we all know, trailers can be made to look way more impressive than the actual film. But they've hooked me, and with a cast that still includes Bill Nighy ("Valkyrie") and adds Michael Sheen ("Frost/Nixon"), it certainly seems promising.
Taken - Liam Neeson ("Batman Begins") looks to kill some baddies as a kickass former spy trying to save his kidnapped daughter - it's the recipe for awesome!
March
Watchmen - Who watches the Watchmen? Hopefully all of us as long as this
pesky legal battle reaches a resolution by its planned March release. For better or worse, i was never a graphic novel kid, so i didn't know anything about this story until about a year ago. The more i learn about it as not just entertainment but also a sharp social commentary on American policies in the 1980s, the more intrigued i am.
Monsters vs. Aliens - This Dreamworks Animation battle royale is set to continue proving to the world that Disney Pixar is not the only studio producing the highest quality animated entertainment. The story, about a ragtag group of monsters collected over the years by the US government and unleashed to combat an evil alien takeover of the world, sounds very cool.
I Love You, Man - Paul Rudd is looking for a best man because he has no guy friends...enter Jason Segel ("Forgetting Sarah Marshall") and a possible bromance of epic proportions.
Adventureland - Kristen Stewart is a little hottie. Rumor has it, she's into vampires now but i'm still holding out hope. I'm a pretty pale guy, so i've got that going for me. Regardless of my future endeavors with Ms. Stewart, this flick appears to be the stuff from which entertainment is made (written and directed by Greg Mottola, director of "Superbad"). James (Jesse Eisenberg), a recent college grad, is forced to take a summer job at a local amusement park when his parents drop the news that they will no longer be able to pay for a trip he had planned on taking to Europe. I wonder if his character will fall for Stewart's character? My Magic 8-ball says..."Signs point to yes".
AprilFast And Furious* - Yes, there have been some horrible installments in this series of films...but come on, the first one was fun, mindless, popcorn entertainment. Eight years after the original was released, this series brings back the four leading actors (Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster) that made that one so much fun. I could tell you what the plot is, but you should really know what to expect going into this one - thrills and spills in the form of exceptional car chase sequences, and probably a fair amount of horrible dialogue.
May
Star Trek - With the science fiction dream team of director J.J. Abrams ("Mission Impossible III", "Lost", "Alias") with writers Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci ("Transformers", "Fringe"), I cannot imagine this film being steered off course. I am not a "trekker", nor do I claim to be anywhere close to the foremost authority on the series. However, I believe this team has the ability to take the Star Trek franchise to previously unheard of heights in terms of mainstream fan base and critical acclaim.
Angels and Demons - Ron Howard shockingly teams up again with Tom Hanks to make tons of money. This film is based on the novel of the same name by author Dan Brown ("The Da Vinci Code"). Hanks reprises his role as symbologist Robert Langdon, who discovers evidence that would suggest the rebirth and scheming of a shady ancient organization known as the Illuminati. The film is being released as a sequel, despite the fact that this novel was written before "The Da Vinci Code". Regardless, here's hoping the film does justice to the novel, as it was one of the more thrilling ones i have had the pleasure to read.
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian - It's a different museum than the original, but as I understand it, some exhibits and/or replicas of famous people may "come to life" in a similar fashion as the original. Ben Stiller stars again as security guard Larry, and will be acting next to uber-cutie Amy Adams. Look, i don't really care about the details that much, but what i do know is that I really liked the original. Although this has a chance to be mostly a re-hashing of the first film, I'm hoping for the best and have a feeling I'll dig this one too.
Terminator Salvation - Christian Bale will surely be the coolest and least whiny John Connor to date, either on the big screen or small. McG is at the helm, and the film has wisely cast Moon Bloodgood ("Journeyman", "Day Break") and Bryce Dallas Howard ("Spider-Man 3", "The Village") as the female eye-candy counterparts to Bale's dreaminess factor with the ladies. Skynet and its arsenal of Terminators are hell-bent on destroying all of mankind...enter the adult version of John Connor to take the machines to task.
JuneYear One* - Jack Black ("Tropic Thunder") and Michael Cera ("Juno") star as primitive cave-men types who are banished from their village and embark on an epic journey or sorts. This film is as much of a toss-up as the "Land of the Lost" movie being released around the same time starring Will Ferrell. The difference is, the latter is relying solely on Ferrell's comedic skills, while "Year One" has an outstanding supporting cast comprised of David Cross ("Arrested Development"), Hank Azaria ("The Simpsons"), Paul Rudd ("Role Models"), and other proven talent. Plus, it's written and directed by Harold Ramis ("Ghostbusters", "Groundhog Day"), who is something of a comic genius.
Transformers 2 - Autobots vs. Decepticons...again. If you enjoyed the first one, there's an excellent chance that this one will also float your boat. I, for one, am a little bit psyched! The real stars of this show are the Transformers themselves, but also on hand will be Shia Labeouf ("Eagle Eye") and Megan Fox ("Transformers") reprising their roles from the original film.
JulyPublic Enemies - Is there any chance that an action adventure film involving gangsters and starring the likes of Johnny Depp ("Pirates of the Carribean") and Christian Bale ("The Dark Knight") will bring the masses to the multiplex? Michael Mann ("Heat") directs, while Depp stars as John Dillinger, the notorious 1930's-era gangster who is chased after by the FBI. Bale plays the role of FBI agent, Melvin Purvis. Not to mention that the rest of the cast is loaded with solid character actors. Mark your calendars for this one.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - Warner Brothers, fearing the rest of their 2009 slate would suck as a result of last year's writers' strike, decided to move this highly anticipated installment of the Harry Potter franchise from a November 2008 release to the summer blockbuster season of 2009. If you're a Harry Potter fan, this will be a must-see.
Funny People - this show, written and directed by Judd Apatow ("The 40 Year Old Virgin"), actually does star quite a few funny people. At least Universal Pictures isn't trying to pull a fast one on us right from the start. The story revolves around a famous comedian, George Simmons, played by Adam Sandler ("Bedtime Stories"), who has a near-death experience. Seth Rogen ("Knocked Up") will play the role of a stand-up hopeful that Sandler's character takes under his wing.
AugustGI Joe* - I'm not 100% sure why i'm so excited about this one. I was never a giant fan of this television series as a kid, but it still looks like it could be an action thrill-ride. Here's hoping that Dennis Quaid's acting skills (or lack thereof) don't bring this movie down several notches on their own.
Julie & Julia - This movie is about a woman, Julie Powell, who decides to make her way through a cookbook by Julia Child and blogs about her experiences along the way. Not exactly a premise in which i would ordinarily be interested, but the fact that the acting tour de force of Meryl Streep ("Doubt") as Julia Child, and Amy Adams ("Enchanted") as Julie Powell will be on hand has me believing i'll want to look into this one.
OctoberWhere the Wild Things Are - This children's classic will be retold once again, but this time on the silver screen. Co-written and directed by Spike Jonze ("Being John Malkovich"), this film will tell the tale of Max, a young boy who is sent to bed without supper. Once in his room, his imagination takes flight as he travels to a great forest inhabited by wild creatures who crown him their king.
NovemberDisney's A Christmas Carol - The retelling of this Christmas classic has been adapted to the screen by Robert Zemeckis, who will also take on directorial duties for this film. Jim Carrey ("Yes Man") will play the role of Ebenezer Scrooge, as well as all 3 of the ghosts. Gary Oldman ("The Dark Knight") stars as Bob Cratchit. Let's hope this plays out better than the last adapted to the screen Christmas classic that Jim Carrey was a part of. If not, i'll be in a very Grinch-like mood.
DecemberJames Cameron's Avatar - see information in 3D technology section below
Highest Grossing Films of 2009 (I'll probably be way off and the Jonas Brothers movie will shatter all box-office records - it's all a guessing game, but i'll still play)
- Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
- Angels and Demons
- Public Enemies
- Star Trek
- Watchmen
- Terminator: Salvation
- James Cameron's Avatar
Advances in 3D TechnologyThis also marks the year that the new digital 3-D technology will be truly unleashed. There will be several films released in this way just waiting to capitalize by giving you something you cannot experience with your home entertainment setup. A couple of horror flicks will be released in digital 3-D, and pretty much all of the animated features, including a re-release of the original "Toy Story" in October.
The year's most anticipated 3D feature by yours truly, James Cameron's Avatar, is a 3-D sci-fi film which has a very confusing sounding plot that appears to have something to do with aliens and an interplanetary war. It should be a huge blockbuster if there's actually a good story. Whatever it is, i'm sure it will at least look fantastic with Cameron at the helm and a budget reported at close to $200 million. This movie alone should be enough to decide in my mind if advances in 3-D will truly be the wave of the future that most cineplexes are hoping.